Dear Fucker, You are my fuckin’ friend and I hope you know that's fucking true. No matter what the fuck happens, I will stand the fuck by you. I will be there for you whenever the fuck you need me. To lend you a fuckin’ hand; to do a fuckin’ good deed. So just fuckin’ call on me whenever the fuck you need me, my fuckin’ friend. Fuck...I will fuckin’ always be fuckin’ there, even to the fuckin’ end. Sincerely, Your Fuckin' Friend Friend, When you are sad..... When you are blue..... When you smile..... When you are scared..... When you are worried..... When you are confused..... When you are sick..... When you fall..... This is my oath.....I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! |